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Really Funny Relationship Sayings

I found  The Love Quotes Encyclopedia on a recent web surf and I was quite pleased. There are tons of very funny sayings and humorous quotes covering everything about love and romance. And the quotations come from numerous places such as books, movies, poets, songs ,and famous authors. I found myself passionately agreeing or disagreeing with many selections and that to me indicates the high quality of this site .

Here are few interesting selections that I really liked:

A woman’s appetite is twice that of a man’s; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times.  (SANSKRIT PROVERB)

Just because I have rice on my clothes Doesn’t mean I’ve been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. (PHYLLIS DILLER )

A man can be happy with any woman As long as he doesn’t love her (MURPHY’S LAWS FOR SEX)

EYE CONTACT: A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman’s eyes are not located in her chest.  (THE DICTIONARY OF DATING)

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle  (GLORIA STEINAM )

If men can run the world, why can’t they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent Is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? (LINDA ELLERBEE )

When authorities warn you about the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learnt. Do not have sex with the authorities! (From the book BASIC SEX FACTS FOR TODAY’S YOUNGFOLK by MATT GROENING)

NYMPHOMANIAC: A man’s term for a woman who wants to do it more often than he does. FRIGID: A man’s term for a woman who wants to doit less often than he does! (THE DICTIONARY OF DATING)

In Oxford, Ohio, it’s illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man’s picture. (UNKNOWN AUTHOR)

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country! (ELAYNE BOOSLER )

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe!  (JACKIE MASON )

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy (BOB HOPE )

Gwen: If you ever need a kidney, you’re welcome to one of mine! Terri: Of course, your kidney would make my other kidney do all the work, but that’s sweet. (From the movie FIRED UP)

 For more quotes and sayings, head to The Love Quotes Encyclopedia